Dear Salty, Some friends and I went to a music festival last weekend. The first night, after we’d been drinking and standing all day, we were starving and tried to order some sandwiches from a BBQ vendor at the festival. There was a long line, and when we got to the front, they told us they were out of most of their food, but could put together mac & cheese topped with some brisket. SaltyBet, a bit of information and an opinion on Leave a reply I made use of the term, “Salty Bet” in several of my posts’ titles because I thought I’d end that day with writing something about an odd phenomenon on Twitch.tv called SaltyBet. Salty: Bet on 15000 matches. +$475 Bailout +$950 Bailout: Super Salty: Bet on 25000 matches. +$500 Bailout +$1000 Bailout: Ultra Salty: Bet on 35000 matches. +$525 Bailout +$1050 Bailout: Omega Salty: Bet on 50000 matches. +$550 Bailout +$1100 Bailout.
I dreamt about Salty Bet two weeks ago. I've only ever dreamt about one other game in my life. That was Ocarina of Time, and I was 12.
When I woke up, I turned on my computer, went to saltybet.com, and watched a small anime cat girl beat up a baby in a mech suit. Minutes later, I'd completed a payment of just under nine dollars for three months' membership. When I logged back into my account, I bet a substantial amount of pretend money on a green-haired, Japanese-speaking version of Ronald McDonald who'd scream 'ran ran RUUU!' as he chucked fistfuls of chips at his opponent.
I do not regret spending those nine dollars
Salty Bet is a game about a game. It pits computer-controlled fighting game fighters against other computer-controlled fighting game fighters on a nearly non-stop loop. As is tradition with beat 'em ups, the fighters come from all corners of the earth. There's Ryu and Ken from Street Fighter, Mai Shiranui from King of Fighters, and Spiderman from Marvel vs. Capcom 2. But there's also the aforementioned baby in a mech suit. There's a killer whale. There's a man-sized version of the open-gobbed subject from Edvard Munch's expressionist painting the Scream, appropriately named 'Munch.'.
They're able to fight each other thanks to the magic of MUGEN: a free fighting game engine that allows people to plug in their favourite characters. Ken and Ryu have had their data and move-set cribbed straight from Street Fighter. Munch is a community-made character born from 2chan's desire to replicate Japanese memes in a fighting game environment. In between are all manner of oddities: existing fighting game characters with vastly increased damage, bafflingly powerful schoolgirls, and - for some reason - a small army of Dragon Ball Z characters, each with a varying suffix.
These characters are randomly drawn to battle each other. Their matches are watched, discussed, and ultimately bet on by - on an average day - between one and five thousand people at a time. Bets aren't made with real money: the only currency at stake is 'Salty bucks'. They're completely arbitrary and completely inconsequential, and I paid about six quid to make sure that I never ran out of them.
My six quid got me three months of 'Illuminati' status, allowing me to see the career wins and losses of the site's slate of MUGEN fighters. Salty Bet pays out on bets depending on the match odds, in turn generated by those who bet. If Rare Akuma (won 32, lost two), taken from the Street Fighter series and souped up to ludicrous levels by MUGEN character creator P.o.t.S. steps onto the field against a wobbly pixellated version of footballer Thierry Henry (won two, lost 33), the odds will skew heavily in Akuma's favour and betters will find scant reward - a salty buck or two, at most - for betting on the favourite. Conversely, bet on the underdog, and you could be sitting on a fortune. Get the call wrong, though - guess that a seven foot monster with a sword might batter a ten year old girl dressed as a cat, only to have the cat-girl score three perfect rounds in a row - and you're back to the salt mines.
An Illuminati's Salty bank balance never drops below $666 no matter how disastrous their bet, meaning they're always well clear of the dreaded mines. I used this to my advantage when I first joined their ranks, betting my whole pot on clear underdogs in an attempt to win big. Upsets aren't common, but dodgy AI, strangely sized stages, and character mismatches can hand vast payouts to those brave enough to bet.
I won biggest on Captain Caveman. I stuck $887 on the irritating '70s cartoon character, hoping he'd outdo Mortal Kombat's Johnny Cage. Somehow he did: Cage's AI was unable to cope with Caveman's surprisingly effective rushdown game, and I received a $7,461 paycheque. I lost most betting on The Nightmare: $3,133 down the tubes against an anime girl in a nightie with one previous recorded victory over twenty bouts.
Salty Bet only stops streaming MUGEN matches during real-world fighting game community tournaments. It was at the most prominent of these that the site got its inspiration, as its creator explains.
'I started opening bets for FGC tournaments in May (2013), and continued to be a part of major events up until EVO. After EVO, I started brainstorming and became interested in the idea of streaming MUGEN so that people could bet when FGC events weren't happening. Things started off pretty simple, with me loading up characters manually, pausing the game, and entering in the matches. Things just grew incrementally from there until it became a 24/7 fake money casino.'
Salty Bet's creator is protecting their anonymity: when I asked for a name, Salty said the site was 'powered by a team of highly intelligent saltwater dolphins,' only providing a tidbit of detail on their background. 'I played Marvel vs. Capcom casually within my local FGC, but was and still am primarily a stream monster.'
Salty Bet has attracted stream monsters of its own, with their own exhaustive lexicon of terms. I asked Salty what he thought caused the rampant neologism. 'It's a mix. The site itself is called 'Salty' Bet, and salty is like the first or second word in the FGC handbook. The community has many people from outside the FGC as well, so they bring their own influences. Dongers?'
Many words and phrases spotted on Salty Bet's chat are loaned from other Twitch.tv channels, or even other games. Visitors will often see the words 'raise your dongers', accompanied by a squat figure with raised arms: 'ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ.' The term originated in League of Legends' player Imaqtpie's stream, and has propagated across Twitch streams, to be deployed at near-random intervals.
But Salty Bet has also birthed its own language. 'Mexibeams' are hugely powerful laser attacks, used with regularity by MUGEN's Dragon Ball Z and Saint Seiya characters. Their name comes from the Spanish-speaking versions of the latter group loaded into Salty's casino; their popularity comes from their ability to turn a match in one attack. Often DBZ characters - over-represented in Salty Bet's roster - will flounder all game, missing punches and taking a pummelling, before unleashing a mexibeam that wipes an opponent's health bar in a single strike. This has resulted in Salty Bet's first two maxims: 'always bet on DBZ,' and 'never bet on DBZ.'
The 'mexi' prefix has been tacked on to other words: health, to indicate an inflated hit-point pool, or damage, to suggest the character hits overly hard. It's even sometimes jammed onto the front of another Salty-forged word: 'dream.' When a character is on course for an upset, the stream chat in the corner of the screen will be awash with dreamers. At first, the stock phrase was 'the dream is alive!' Over time, it's morphed to 'dream.exe is installing!' When the underdog's upset is stymied, 'dream.exe has crashed.'
More specific memes are produced as viewers learn Salty's roster. Darkstalkers' Jon Talbain growls before a match: Twitch chat replicates the noise, hundreds of people repeatedly typing 'RRRRRRRRR.' Others, such as 'waifu', to be aimed at any female anime character, are repurposed from internet subculture dens - most commonly 4chan.
MUGEN's open-source nature means new characters can be suggested by emailing their data in. That variety breeds Salty Bet's best matches: robots versus children, children versus extra-galactic tentacle creatures, extra-galactic tentacle creatures versus dogs. I asked Salty for his favourite match so far.
'Every Thursday we have a special event where subscribers to the Twitch channel can request exhibition matches. During the Shaker Classic 5 tournament, someone requested Radish SSJ4 vs Barney, both characters capable of one hit KO. About five seconds into the fourth round they both just started feeling the music and jamming unexpectedly, before resuming battle.'
Salty is happy to admit new characters, no matter how weird. 'As long as the character doesn't crash the game/system, they will probably make at least one appearance. If they end up in the roster and fail to entertain, they may be removed. Some people like to see very balanced characters and match-ups which I understand, but you won't get the fun Radish & Barney dance party moments without a few broken characters.'
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An hour with Salty Bet is packed with those moments. As I type this, I'm watching Ikkyu versus K' in a small window at the bottom of my screen. K' is from King of Fighters, and wearing a red jacket. Ikkyu is from Japanese arcade exclusive Blood Warrior and appears to be a small Buddha-esque figure stuck in a permanent crotch-thrusting loop. Next up is Guile versus Bison - an actual Bison, large enough to fill half the screen on four legs. Bison wins, crushing Guile with repeat headbutts before the Street Fighter can throw out a sonic boom.
Mugen means 'dream' in Japanese. Not only does MUGEN allow dream matchups - Ryu versus Link, Homer Simpson versus Spiderman - but it has enabled a game about a game good enough to dream about. And as an hour with Salty Bet and its unique language will tell you, dreams will never die.
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- Rare Akuma, Omega Tom Hanks/Tiger Woods, Donald, NECO-ARC, Zeeky H. Bomb, Berserk, Shishio, silver samuria
- Absolute BullSSSSShit:
- Daimon 71113
- Kazama Kazuki
- Sasuke Kun
- Koryu
- SSJ5 Goku
- Overlord (stupid AI but gobs of HP + Super Armor and kills in a few hits. Also he might break the round and potentially score a timer scam win)
- Zappa (Yeah somehow this GG character is not only the best but also a beast in MUGEN)
- Master Hand
- Super Metroid
- Killer Whale
- Chomper
- Thanos
- 10% of Kens (including Evil Ken & ESPECIALLY HOLY KEN)
- Alter Amiba
- Touhou Characters (except Marisa Kirisame with 6 lines of Japanese text at start, and Tewi Inaba)
- Lavos Spawn
- g rugal
- The Sandman
- Hel'lauren
- Cardcaptor (especially Sakura)
- Terry Bogard (yep..just plain ol' Terry Bogard...no fancy meters or anything)
- Well
- Super Goku (looks like Son Goku but with dat yellow hair)
- Lion Magnus
- Ossan (if he lands one good hit he's liable to go into character-killing juggle combos)
- Symbiote Spiderman
- remelia
- (real) Kyo (Has a white jacket)
- Supergirl
- Gouken
- (real) Shuma Gorath (says some lines before match starts 'I've tasted your soul' or some such)
- Captain Commando
- Captain Marvel (Captain Marvell is a fraud though)
- Hellboy
- Judith
- NRVNQSR CHAOS (There is IIRC an even more powerful version of him that everyone calls the DEER LORD. You'll know why if you ever see him fight)
- ZINC (He looks like an MSpaint joke but believe me...he's not)
- Vertigo (does combos before the round even starts WTF)
- M. Bison (Look for crazy intro and red eyes)
- Maraiah
- (REAL) Roll
- Bullseye
- Dio (he has his own unique meter)
- Mariah (look for the 'level1' next to her sprite)
- Billy Lee
- K9999
- Lex Luthor
- 10% of Ryus
- The Thing (real)
- Uppercuts
- Ghetto Warmachine
- Most of the '71113' characters
- Andore Jr. (Free to good zoning)
- kim
- A couple other Rugals
- The rest of the Kenshin characters
- Orochi Iori
- Yamcha By Tomur (Yeah he has stupid DBZ AI but he doesn't need meter to kill. His normals do 1/4 to 1/3 life per hit..god forbid he gets a super off)
- Warmachine (there is a real & a fake one. The fake one is apparently white while the real one is usually black & blue?)
- Keel
- Milan Flare (Golden Axe: The Duel characters must all be really good)
- The Dazzler
- Rikuo
- Ayu Tukimiya
- SS:
- neco arc
- shiki tohno
- super mario
- Mystique (warning: hitbox problems)
- jack frost
- God Yuri (has instakill move. Weak AI though)
- dan(normal height)
- sentry
- cell junior
- marrow
- cactuar
- lei lei
- Jin Kazama
- Red Ranger (AI isn't the greatest but he can do crazy damage and HEAL)
- Shadowman
- Rai
- Arcade DBZ (Son Goku, Piccolo, Vegeta, etc)
- Majority of CvS2 characters
- Popeye, Fat Albert, Captain Caveman
- Hugo
- Quite a few Marvel/DC, Capcom, & SNK characters (Watch out for fake Punisher though. Real Punisher has a clearly visible skull. Also Superman is hit or miss.)
- Strong Guy
- Gold Faust (as long as he doesn't kill himself with bombs)
- Kanae
- (real) Ash
- Jin
- Blue Destiny 2 (shoots a laser that doesn't require meter, does 1/2 life on hit, and insane chip. Otherwise an idiot who might be free to good idea and can deal with hitboxes
- Layla
- Sman
- Thanoseid
- Marvin the Martian (apparently there is a fake one? In any case look for a Gold Marvin..he's damn good)
- Orchid
- Possessed Heita
- BULLSHIT DBZ (bet on or against at your own risk):
- Goku GT
- Kamiccolo (YUP. Yet another busted DBZ character)
- BEBI (Giant DBGT 3D piece of shit. HP for years + armor and high attack...no AI...Will timer scam so many characters)
- Android 17(does stupid damage with his spammable fireballs...but he's also a moron)
- Gou No Ken Kenshirou (yeah he's HnK..whatever. Stupid damage and regen health. Dumb AI though)
- (real) Bra (looks to be wearing a miniskirt and heels?)
- Trevor Spacer
- misty
- Docinho (Buttercup from Powerpuff Girls but sprite periodically turns black. There' salso a 'Buttercup' character but it's generally weaker than Docinho.)
- Millia (She has an additional meter. Not the smartest but tough)
- aracne de tarantula
- Cammy
- yuki in midday
- rumia
- dio brando (look for the one with the 3 dots Assist Bar on the bottom of the screen)
- Android 16
- Hulk 2099(apparently he has problems with hitboxes?)
- Kohaku
- Vampire Savior cast (there are some higher-tier exceptions)
- Venom Scorpion (Recovery frames? Never heard of them)
- Gotenks GT
- Lee (Yeah I'm talking about Naruto Lee but this one looks different than the Stiffs)
- The Other Simpsons (Hugo, Devil Homer)
- princess peach
- Cyberbots
- Ninja Megazord
- (fake) Onslaught (Really high damage-output but a complete moron. Also, hitbox problems.)
- Sailor Venus
- (real) Blanka (I wish I could remember distinguishing features about him)
- Tekken characters (warning. They go all in and know no concept of defense. Could get opened up by supers)
- Franko
- Floren
- neji
- sailor neptune
- robert
- cell
- Youtube Poop Robotnik
- Tung Fu Rue
- Mr. Satan (legit dbz and he doesn't even need OP beam supers)
- mega vegeta
- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
- Jeuce (Usually red. has stupid normals with busted hitboxes that do crazy damage)
- Duck Dodgers
- Drawn Mortal Kombat characters
- Robo Rock
- Esmeralda
- kurihan (ohko's)
- renamon
- rock howard
- kamiccolo
- Tizoc
- Predator
- sponge bob
- agito of the dark
- Ranma Saotome
- Kagami Kyosuke (gets some health back when he parries and has decent AI)
- Most Bleach characters (ripped from the Nintendo DS games)
- Judgement
- B:
- simonkin2006
- e 102r
- ten ten
- ssj4gohan
- inuzuka kiba
- Shin Ryu (he has some cheap stuff but bad AI)
- Tails (blue sneakers, tiny hitbox, great damage, HIGH RISK)
- mariah
- spawn
- change dragon
- Gohan fight money
- Lord Shaolin Lee
- Elastigirl
- Tien
- Nightmare Yamazaki
- HIGYO-PAM (A legit 2ch character?)
- Ivy (has the AI fault where she'll charge even when she's clearly open for attack..otherwise solid)
- Neco-Arc Chaos
- tenshinhan
- C:
- mestre kame
- axl
- Link
- Lou
- Evil Ryu, Dark Ryu
- Knuckles (S&K Sprite, tiny hitbox, absurd raging storm super damage, HIGH RISK)
- SD Cammy (She can turn into Adult Cammy and become SSS tier but it only lasts until she takes a hit)
- Gotenks GT (free to great AI but does absurd damage. Either way a dangerous bet)
- V. Akiha
- Ichigo (looks different from the other Bleach characters)
- Joker (the one based on CvS2 Rugal, the one based on KOF XI Oswald is slightly worse)
- D:
- CvS2 Mai
- Wario
- X
- Lion-O
- Characters from the Capcom Vs SNK Cardbattles Clash (They look like SD versions of popular Capcom characters...There are a few Tekken characters with similar looks)
- Pitt
- (fake) Phoenix (has Psylocke sprite)
- Digitized/FAKE Mortal Kombat characters
- Crashman
- Drawn Frog
- Simba(??)
- Family Guy
- Almost all of the Power Ranger Heroes
- Zemial
- Sonic (there are a few variations, only one good one, and I don't remember what he looks like)
- Catwoman (apparently there's a real & a fake...aye)
- Grappler Hiyama
- Exocist (DNF)
- Z:
- 90% of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
- 100% of Sonic Battle cast (tiny sprites)
- other pixel Chrono Trigger characters
- Norimaro
- Grover
- 95% 2ch cast (basically anyone that has a clone on-screen)
- Nobunaga (dies in one hit. Nuff said)
- Uryuu (his only attack is a throw. Easily the worst Bleach character)
- My fight money! (Seems like garbage but with high upset potential):
- MSpaint characters (stream monsters go apeshit if a legit mspaint shows up)
- Bison (Literally a Bison with a hat. Does great damage but has pitiful defense. Extremely high upset potential)
- Tiny GILL (He's tiny but has a huge hitbox, his damage/AI are crap but he has OHKO supers, dangerous to be on or against)
- Nemesis (has a billion HP and super armor but the worst AI)
- Vegeta RAGE (has a rage meter, uber OHKO super, and regens health. However he is super weak to good AI and will cost you money)
- Gorunks SSJ4 (Yeah he has OP damage but he also has the same shitty AI as every other DBZ character)
- Pikachu (has a ridiculous insta-kill if his dumbass ever bothers to pull it off)
- Master Chief (Could be your ticket out of or in to the salt mines. Stay far away)
- Pocket Fighter characters (ones with a move that makes them a buzzsaw and bounce around the screen like a ball - especially Dan)
- Feel free to add to/change this list as you see